Count Suarez

Are we biting now, really? Oh, but the match between Uruguay and Italy is not the first time the Count has tasted flesh on the field.  This is the third offense for Luis Suarez so you can expect a swift sentencing from FIFA.  A suspension is likely which will dampen Uruguay’s advancement in the World Cup by taking away their best player by far.  What I am really concerned with is how Suarez figured out how to survive in daylight.  Outkast, take him away.

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