I wanted to get to the real scoop on the Lebron to Cleveland story so I hit up my boy Kyrie
Mykhal: Yo Kyrie!
*Music Playing Trophies- Drake*
Kyrie: Who is this? How you get my number? Nevermind doesn’t even matter. I’m So exicted!!!
M: Bruh, how your texts have a ring back tone?
K: your phone can do magical things when LeBron is on your team!
M: Kinda like how Bosh’s used to spray Champagne when he got a voicemail?
K: Yup, and Delonte West’s used to play “Stepdaddy” whenever LeBron texted him
M: nah, I think he did that on purpose… just tryna give King a heads up
K: yeah… Well I know what NOT to do as Lebrons teammate
M: What’s that Hit his mom?
K nah, wear white boy cornrows… But that too
M: What are you doing today bro?
K: me and Deion going to get our hands fitted for championship rings
M: Waiters? I thought yall weren’t cool!
K: nah, all that was exaggerated. He drank the last bit of Kool-Aid and put the pitcher back in the fridge! You know KYRIE DON’T PLAY THAT!
M: Man, that’s foul, I would have had beef with him too!
K: yeah, man… We hashed it out tho over a few games of Call of Duty in Rich Paul’s office, you know that dude is the Governor now?
M yeah I heard. That dude is the man, Holdup Kyrie I’m getting a text from my dude D-Wade.
M: Whats up Flash?
Wade: *Song plays* “Someone please call 911 – Wyclef”
M: how do all yall dudes have Ring back tones on your text? Smh
W: your phone does magical things when Bron-Bron is on your team. Like how Bosh’s gave him a Raptor quote to live by every morning *whispers Rawrr*… *Sobs mightily*
M: It’s ok Wade, Its going to be ok
W: No its not! I can feel my power fadinggggggg oh what a world!
M: well, for the record, I’m pretty sure your powers have been fading for years now Wade…
W: Blank Stare
M: just saying… Well you can go back home to Chi-town and have your own “Big Three” with Rose’s Knee’s and Noah Hair
W: with all that deep dish pizza and Garrett’s popcorn? Nahh too much temptation for Gabby, I cant have my woman getting fat.
W: I knock it out her hand if it aint Celery.
M: Damn Wade, that’s cold… Imma hit you back though. I was talking to Kyrie
W: Kyrie!? That life stealing *Expletive deleted*mannn if I see that *Expletive deleted* I will *Expletive deleted* I wnt some *Expletive deleted* evennnn if jesus *Expletive deleted* on the next episode of Mad Men *Expletive deleted* teletubbies *Expletive deleted* *Expletive deleted* *Expletive deleted* Kermit the frog be like *Expletive deleted*
M: Yo Kyrie, I don’t think Wade want to be your friend…
Kyrie: He just on edge cause his girl getting big..
*Sound of Shots being fired!!!!!*
Let the rivalry begin.